Fun group project.

[PuzL]

"I dont care if your homie did it for twenty bux, I end up fixin all his $hit anyway"

"oh it looks great, youll never notice the hidden penis"

"dont be a dick or ill hide one on you"

"Dont ask for drugs unless your gettin us high too"


But my personal favorite is when im tattin, ill stop and say "oh phuck". Lol, gets
em everytime.

[DiarrheaSuitcase]

Personal favorite:
"Good tattoos aren't cheap,
Cheap tattoos aren't good."

[inkinwi]

Advice and pain are free
everything else you pay for

Tattoos are permanent
relationships often aren't

This is not Burger King
you don't get it your way
you get it my way
or you don't get the fucking thing at all

I love the last one, I've been saying that for years

[inkinwi]

I worked in a shop that had a sign that read "This ain't Chuck E Cheese, watch your fucking kids" (Along with an image of Chuck E Cheese)