Here's a couple from Stoney St. ClairYes it hurts...a little.If you can't dazzle them with brilliance...Then baffle them with bullshit.Some from myself;There's enough pricks in this place already.Just because you didn't come in with a broken nose, doesn't mean you can't leave without one.A baseball bat with the words; "Complaint Department" written on it.There's many good one's out there I but those are all I remember at the moment, aside from those others have posted.