"I dont care if your homie did it for twenty bux, I end up fixin all his $hit anyway"

"oh it looks great, youll never notice the hidden penis"

"dont be a dick or ill hide one on you"

"Dont ask for drugs unless your gettin us high too"


But my personal favorite is when im tattin, ill stop and say "oh phuck". Lol, gets
em everytime.